Ok on the bathroom stuff.....

...until 4:30AM this morning, Mom was up and I heard the encouraging sound of 'tinkle' in the toilet, so I figured everything was coming out OK, then Mom comes back to bed walking very strangely, so I get up and you got it, poop on the floor, walked in it, get out the carpet cleaner and spot stuff, then have to shower Mom off too.

'Why are we doing this?' Mom asks, when I tell her she's full of poop and it was all over the floor she retorts 'Must have been someone else, it is certainly not me'...more later!